LITTLE SHOP OF BREAKAGES AND/OR HORRORS

Little Shop Of Breakages And/Or Horrors is an Oakwood Gallery online shop, hosting updated breakages pricing of the Artist Matthew William Crawley. Prices can fluctuate wildley from day to day, so watchout for a bargain or not. Oakwood Gallery takes 50% of all sales monies. Any finance raised through sales is reinvested in the
Matthew Crawley Foundation .
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Parallel Art World
2011 to date
Permanent marker pen on paper with a
view to photocopy, then further multicopies of
copies in an endless expanding and unlimited edition
printrun
A4
£5

Bad Technician (a portrait)
2012 -2020
Framed in black aluminium, lightjet print on Kodak pro endura paper
360 x 270 mm
Edition of 5
£225

Resolved
2012
Empty box of Resolve
100 x 70 x 50 mm
£300

Face/Off 2
1976-2020
Original printed certificate and web sourced photograph of
the Artist Yves Klein, printed on Ilford smooth pearl paper, card mounted (unframed)
151 x 205 mm and 1200 x 973.5 mm
£1500

The Leeds Shroud
2012
Retrieved, discarded backing board from a stock lithograph, Leeds City Art Gallery picture lending scheme
430 x 670 x .5 mm
NFS

Sports Direct To Hell
2013-2020
Re-fired Sports Direct stoneware mug (a hex),
colour film and object
20 oz
Edition of 7 (rounded up)
£66.6

No One Cares
2014
Proposal for the Artangel 2014 OPEN, (rejected)
Pencil on paper and digital screenshots
Dimensions variable
NFS

Cartoon Clock
2020
Possessed plastic wall clock, colour video
02.53 min...a little over 24 hours
NFS

Samaritans Collaboration
2007
Printing ink on aluminium
300 x 420 x 2 mm
£750

Cruise
2017
Letter and proposal (unrealised due to being unable to
reach agreement with the Artist’s employer)
2x A4
NFS

‘And See What I Have To Work With Here’
(a frame made without tools)
2012
Oak moulding, glass, glue, backboard
270 x 230 x 100 mm
£250

Default Painting (Clas Ohlson)
2012
Purchased canvas in printed polythene bag
353 x 280 x 17 mm
£300

Default Painting (The Works)
2012
Purchased canvas in printed polythene bag
620 x 490 x 21 mm
£300

Happy Accident (evening snow)
2014-2020
Lambada print on fuji crystal DPII velvet paper
(unframed)
1151 x 1726 mm
Edition of 3
£600

Face/Off
2017
Solid gel air freshener v reed diffuser,
glass shelf and chrome bracket
180 x 280 x 90 mm Edition of 3
£300

Film Of Me Hiding In The Bushes
1996
16mm colour film
05.36 mins
NFS

COG
2016
Water slide transfers on creative master northcord 1:76 scale model school bus
55 x 135 x 33 mm
NFS

SADDO
2007-2017
Purchased from ebay and described as for parts or not working,
Brite Box light therapy unit
800 x 530 x 140 (open)
NFS

First Shopping List
2014
Ink and pencil on paper
A4
£1000

First Year
2014
Inventory for a human to exist for one year
Dimensions variable
NFS

Mummy and Daddy
2014
Heinz Tomato Ketchup and Daddies Sauce
342 g, 400 g
NFS

Footstool
1997
Wood, seagrass, glue
325 x 255 x 255 mm
£3000

FUCK OFF!
2017
Flicking Vs in the presence of Leeds College Of Art
Foundation Students
Framed in silver aluminium, light jet print on Kodak pro endura paper
3264 x 2448 px
510 x 680 x 25 mm Edition of 5
£470

Holiday Wardrobe
2013
Colour photographs, Kodak paper wallet
100 x 150 mm (32)
£350

Algernon Firth
2012
Proposal presentation (unsuccessful)
Dimensions variable
NFS

Machine Gun
1977-78
Pencil on newsprint
(unframed)
300 x 420 mm
£500

Cult Of miss e❤️vie
2017 to date
Cult, custom-made suit, recruitment cards
NFS

Rooftop Protest
2010
Ink on paper (yet to be performed)
21 x 210 mm
NFS

Chalice
2018
High density polyethylene charity collection box
145 x 90 mm
£500

Committed Perfectly Safe Suicides Assisted Or Otherwise Not For Or For YouTube
2009-11
Single-channel colour video
10.32 min
NFS

CRUSHER
2015
Altered plastic frame (the smallest possible
using the chosen moulding section)
36 x 36 x 36 mm
£300

Little Orange Hoody
1991-2020
Camber Orange Hoody
Large
£2500

Ark 2011
2011
Decommissioning proposal, tender pack,
correspondence, tour photos, free book and
light aircraft carrier
Displacement 22,000 tons, length 210 x
beam 36 x draught 7.5 m
NFS

Newly Released Squad Photo, Home And Away
2012
A 22 insect squad revealed in a found poster,
commissioned clear cast acrylic case
428 x 603 x 54 mm
£900

ISLE
2004-2018
Asphalt and stone, flora and fauna (periodically), optional steel table with acrylic dome
Dimensions variable
£15,000

ISLE (sketch)
2018
Pencil on notepad
(unframed)
210 x 148 mm
£200

Oakwood Gallery 3
2012
Recovered acrylic sign, commissioned fluorescent
lightbox, vinyl, aluminium tables, luminarc glass ashtrays,
willow hanging baskets, silk flowers, artificial green and ivy,
wire, glue, dry oasis, fabric, coloured chalks and enamel paint
Dimensions variable
£50,000

Home-made Near Death Experience
1993
Colour photograph
(unframed)
150 x 226 mm
Edition of 5
£1500

My Brother’s Work
2013
A variety of traditional school art class supplies
Dimensions variable
NFS

Tesco Jetty
2013
Digital photographs
Each 1536 x 2048 px
NFS

Face/Off 3 (It’s like, looking in a mirror, only...not.)
2015-2020
A proposal to swap faces between the artist Matthew Crawley and the art dealer Anthony d’offay, hastily and hurriedly adapted digital photographs
1020 x 2511 px
NFS

Like Icke
2007-2020
Fuji crystal archive matte paper on aluminium
dibond (framed)
1020 x 1096 mm
Edition of 5
£1200

The Rebuffing Of A Serious Attempt In
Securing A Wholly Inappropriate Position
1999
Job newspaper advertisements with
associated correspondence,
aluminium frames
Each £200

My Fan Base
2018
Colour film
01.22 min
NFS

SUICIDAL SKOL
2017 to date
An empty, bruised can of SKOL
330ml
£750 (owner to take responsibility over suicide watch)

Anon. Ancestor
2012
Framed oil on canvas, bequeathed by Patrick
David Holmes
1000 x 850 x 80 mm
NFS

The Named
2011
Bottlenose dolphin which frequents the north-eastern
coast of Sardinia (Italy)
Dimensions unknown
NFS

Extracts From The Named
2011
Adoption bundle including certificate (framed in acrylic case), used T-shirt, mp3,
info pack
Dimensions variable
£550

Crawley’s On The Mount
1971-2013
Original framed photograph of the Artist with his three siblings, populated with booklice
NFS

Going The Wrong Way In A Hall
1994
Colour photograph
(unframed)
95 x 141 mm
£2000

Helping The Others
2010
Nomination, proposal, rejection and invitation
Dimensions variable
NFS

Turning On A Video Camera, Opening It Up And Poking Around In There Until It Breaks
1999
Single-channel colour video
06.47 min
NFS

Jewel
2008
Unknown material clinging to the Artist’s right hand, captured with his left on camera phone
Each 2048 x 1536 px Commissioned dual duratrans/lightbox and timer Edition of 3
£750

Big Bird
2020
A single condensed song of all the birds the Artist has reasonably knowingly heard. Growing and added to as per each variety of bird is further recalled or newly acknowledged
Mp3
£800

Lost Smurfs
2015
A camera phone photograph of 16 Haribo Smurfs
taken on a trip to Metz, France
Dimensions unknown
NFS

Lost Smurfs
2020
A further iteration, 16 Haribo Smurfs, digital photographs
Dimensions unknown
NFS

Merry Depressive
2014
Received Christmas card
123 x 90 x 60 mm
NFS

Studio Lights
A photograph of Merry using Brite Box light therapy units,
Lambada print on Fuji crystal
DP11
(unframed)
500 x 750 mm
Edition of 5
£150

Attending Jimmy Savile’s Wake (a mistake)
2011-2020
Framed in gold aluminium, lightjet print on Kodak pro endura paper.
Photograph taken by the Artist at the Queens Hotel, Leeds
1856 x 1392 px
263 x 355 mm
Edition of 5
£250

Life Cycle Of A Mould Mite
2015
MDF and timber 1 to 1 scale facsimile of daughter’s
bedroom, complete with existing/remade
furnishings, fixtures, fittings
and contents
2630 x 2500 x 2390 mm
£15,000

Working Sketch For Life Cycle Of A Mould Mite
2015
Pencil on notepad paper (unframed)
175 x 227 mm
£200

Michael Ryan A Stained Glass Window
1993-2020
Original 35mm colour slide built into an aspect of the Artist’s family garden shed
Dimensions variable
NFS

All The Good
1992-93
Dictaphone filmed
0.28 min
NFS

My Eyes
2013-2020
Pair of used (by the Artist) bath sponges
Each approx 85 x 155 x 45 mm
£120

My Eyes My Eyes
2013-2020
Pair of used (by the Artist) bath sponges
Each approx 85 x 155 x 45 mm
£120

Ol’ Blue Eyes
2013-2020
Pair of used (by the Artist) bath sponges
Each approx 85 x 155 x 45 mm
£120

The Third Eye
2013-2020
Single used (by the Artist) bath sponge
Approx 155 x 85 x 45 mm
£120

Carpetbagger
2015
Carpet fitter’s misplaced sweatshirt, presented in a sports memorabilia style frame
1030 x 1030 x 30 mm
£500

My Invisible Friend
1994 to date
£7000 (a legal contract shall be drawn up to verify the exchange)

Atishoo
2015
Box of tissues, bespoke acrylic dispenser/bin
1050 x 325 x 175 mm
£1100

Oakwood Gallery II
2011
Recovered acrylic sign, commissioned aluminium fluorescent lightbox
700 x 5400 x 150 mm
£100,000

Penpal
2013
Red bic cristal biro filled with the Artist’s blood
145 x 8 mm
Edition of 50
£200

My Card
2012
Printed business card
49 x 87 x .3 mm
Edition of 100
£2

My Card (directors cut)
2014
Hot foil gold debossed business card
49 x 87 x 1 mm
Edition of 100
£10

Painted Arms And Torso
1999-2020
Work sweatshirt (Leeds City Council) with incidental paint splatters and stains
Size medium
£300

Stonehenge Packed Up
2009
Colour photocopy
A4
NFS

Pilgrim
2014
Class R3b refective road sign
200 x 810 x 20 mm
£500

Portal Loo
2017-2020
Proposed functioning adapted chemical toilet,
in response to YSP OPEN CALL: NEW
SCULPTURE IN YORKSHIRE (unsuccessful)
6660 x 1575 x 1575 mm
NFS (the Artist remains open in exploring ways to commission Portal Loo)

Happiness (evaporation)
2013
Claire’s no 5 snow globe 2005 (found object)
85 x 47 mm
£275

Triangle
1977-78
Pencil on newsprint
300 x 350 mm
£500

Wet Chair
2011-14
Conference chair, pvc tube, peristaltic pump, timer
Dimensions variable
£1200

Temple
2013
MDF, woodglue, screws, red devil onetime filler, emulsion,
gold spirit and white vinyl
3250 x 1358 x 1358 mm
NFS

Oakwood Gallery IV (days of Covid)
2020
Digital photographs (a triptych)
2322 x 12384 px
NFS

PUPware
2012
White porcelain plate
194 x 194 x 24 mm
Small £200
Dinner size £300

Rescuing Woodchip
2006
Digital photograph, an envelope of woodchip
Dimensions variable
NFS

Untitled (letter to NASA)
1998
Black and white photocopy (unframed)
A4
Edition of 50
£120

The Soul Drawing
1977-78
Pencil on paper
300 x 420 mm
£700

Return To Boca Raton
1984-2020
Fuji crystal archive matte paper on card
1050 x 1300 mm
Edition of 3
£1200

Return To Boca Raton
1998
3 colour printed preview card for Matthew Crawley’s
first solo exhibition
100 x 133 mm
Edition of 50
£10

Space Trepanning (the trepanning of CCA at Ujazdowski Castle)
2004
Printed card and envelope
150 x 240 mm
Edition of 13 (sealed in envelopes)
£25
Edition of 30 loose cards
£15

Towards Basic Guitar
1999
2 colour photographs on aluminium in clear cast acrylic frames
Each 510 x 735 x 45 mm
£1300

Say Ahh
2013
Fuji crystal archive matte paper on aluminium in acrylic box frame
206 x 206 x 35 mm
Edition of 5
£240

INSECURITY
2012
Pair of black epaulettes, one embroided
with gold thread
Each 100 x 70 x 5 mm
Edition of 10
£50

Beau Geste
1994
Polished aluminium framed letter
A4
NFS

Bedborn
1965-2020
Original polaroid of the bed the Artist was born on and possibly conceived
130 x 120 mm
NFS

PET 2
2015
Purchased second-hand hamster cage
Dimensions variable
£500